I will never understand why Sweeney Todd is such an underrated film on tumblr. I mean it’s a musical about cannibalism featuring attractive psychopaths and the cast is 90% british.
My friend Rachel refers to this movie as “Johnny Depp Slaughters the Cast of Harry Potter.”
This was part of a long Twitter rant this morning.
YOOOO PPL WHO ASK ME TO SHOOT WEDDINGS OR EVENTS FOR “EXPOSURE”
anytime a company writes me to do something free so i can gain “exposure” i just reply: lolno.
I’m just looking for a girl with thighs so thick that I occasionally die while going down on her.
Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships.
So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated.
Miss Piggy On Beauty
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
Never too old to learn from the Muppets.
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” - Miss Piggy
Interviewers flirting with Jared Leto since forever.
i think something went wrong
The sorting hat is never wrong. You are in leg house.
oh my god